Reynad Arrested

Reynad out on bail 

MINNESOTA-  After an altercation with a  young fan, Tempostorm founder Reynad, (Andrey Yanuk) finds himself in some hot salt water.
 
While visiting the local Apple Valley Zoo Reynad was confronted by a small child asking about Reynad's tournament results. This was the wrong time to enrage the Hearthstone pro. Reynad was on his fifth bottle of hard apple cider and was in no mood to deal with a rude fan.          

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Reynad drunk on power and fermented apples immediately started screaming at the small child, Repeatedly calling him a "Little shit"  and demanding that people give him credit for inventing the zoo that they all enjoyed so much.  He went on to claim that maybe people used zoos before, but no one thought of using  Polar Bears until he included them in his zoo.  When the parents of the child stepped in to protect the boy Reynad smashed his empty bottle of cider and threatened to kill both parents saying he could easily get a "two for one".  Once Reynad grabbed the child and attempted to throw him into the Tiger exhibit the police were forced to intervene. After a short struggle Reynad reached for one officers Fire arm that was still holstered. As the police beat Reynad to the ground with their night sticks Reynad was heard claiming that he was "an acidic swamp ooze"  over and over until he was beaten unconscious.

  No one knows what spurred this drunken outburst from the young Twitch.tv Star. Speculation is that losing Hearthstone star Tidesoftime to rival team Cloud9 could have something to do with it. How will this news effect Reynads already bad boy image is something we will have to wait and see. You can bet it wont hurt  his viewership. As long as theres salt to be spilled we will be there watching every minute of it.                                                                    

Kripparrian Spices up his Love Life

ATHENS- Catching up with Kripparrian is never easy. Ever since he left Canadia and headed across the ocean  he spends most of his time with his new honey (no not artosis).  We caught up with his girlfriend Rania  to ask her what its like to touch the kripp.


It turns out that things were hot and heavy  when the krippster touched down in Greece but as their relationship settled down they needed some special  tactics to spice things up in the bedroom.


So what did it take to spark Kripparrians fire blast into a pyroblast ?  The answer is roleplaying.

According to inside sources  Kripparrian roleplays as various Hearthstone cards.  One example is when he wears the mad bomber costume his girlfriend hand made. He then wears a blindfold spins in a circle and ejaculates in three random places. Leaving the risk of pregnancy up to RNG is something that hearkens back to Krip's more hardcore days. Hopefully we can get more info on Krip in the future maybe learning what all that Orange juice can do to a persons semen.

Banquet to be held in Forsen's honor.

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-Popular Twitch streamer Forsen is to be recognized later this week by the National Oncology Society(NOS). With cancer rates on the rise research points to the cause being Forsen's stream and his Plug.dj channel. The demand for cancer treatment has never been higher and as a result doctors who specialize in cancer treatment have never been richer.

"With this new affordable healthcare act i was worried that my bank account would take a hit, but once  forsens  stream blew up i was able to buy a boat"- Dr. Greenfield a pediatric oncologist at St. Vincent Memorial Hospital said.




Between Forsen's endorsement of constant Snus use and his  volatile stream the amount of cancer this young star can produce is unclear. One thing that is clear is that this racist, homophobic, kappa filled stream is here to stay.

Tidesoftime set to Direct Feature length film for Cloud9

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-Former Tempostorm star tidesoftime is ready to expand his career as a professional gamer.  With his new position at cloud9 not only will he be playing hearthstone but  he will be heading Cloud9's new film and video making department. 

"Making videos has always been a passion of mine. I'm glad i finally have the opportunity to pursue a real career in it." -Tidesoftime said after creating a scene at a local chinese restaurant  demanding that china pay him for his win at WEC 2014, where tides won $32000. This a unique situation since this is the first time in a decade that china has owed america money. 

Gladiator 

Tidesoftime Cloud9 teammate Kolento is set to star in Tide's debut film as a fierce gladiator determined to fight for his own freedom. If all goes to plan there may be more films to look forward to from this new up and coming film maker.