Saturday, November 8, 2014

Reynad Arrested

Reynad out on bail 
MINNESOTA-  After an altercation with a  young fan, Tempostorm founder Reynad, (Andrey Yanuk) finds himself in some hot salt water.
 
While visiting the local Apple Valley Zoo Reynad was confronted by a small child asking about Reynad's tournament results. This was the wrong time to enrage the Hearthstone pro. Reynad was on his fifth bottle of hard apple cider and was in no mood to deal with a rude fan.          

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Reynad drunk on power and fermented apples immediately started screaming at the small child, Repeatedly calling him a "Little shit"  and demanding that people give him credit for inventing the zoo that they all enjoyed so much.  He went on to claim that maybe people used zoos before, but no one thought of using  Polar Bears until he included them in his zoo.  When the parents of the child stepped in to protect the boy Reynad smashed his empty bottle of cider and threatened to kill both parents saying he could easily get a "two for one".  Once Reynad grabbed the child and attempted to throw him into the Tiger exhibit the police were forced to intervene. After a short struggle Reynad reached for one officers Fire arm that was still holstered. As the police beat Reynad to the ground with their night sticks Reynad was heard claiming that he was "an acidic swamp ooze"  over and over until he was beaten unconscious.

  No one knows what spurred this drunken outburst from the young Twitch.tv Star. Speculation is that losing Hearthstone star Tidesoftime to rival team Cloud9 could have something to do with it. How will this news effect Reynads already bad boy image is something we will have to wait and see. You can bet it wont hurt  his viewership. As long as theres salt to be spilled we will be there watching every minute of it.                                                                    

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