Kripparrian Spices up his Love Life

ATHENS- Catching up with Kripparrian is never easy. Ever since he left Canadia and headed across the ocean  he spends most of his time with his new honey (no not artosis).  We caught up with his girlfriend Rania  to ask her what its like to touch the kripp.


It turns out that things were hot and heavy  when the krippster touched down in Greece but as their relationship settled down they needed some special  tactics to spice things up in the bedroom.


So what did it take to spark Kripparrians fire blast into a pyroblast ?  The answer is roleplaying.

According to inside sources  Kripparrian roleplays as various Hearthstone cards.  One example is when he wears the mad bomber costume his girlfriend hand made. He then wears a blindfold spins in a circle and ejaculates in three random places. Leaving the risk of pregnancy up to RNG is something that hearkens back to Krip's more hardcore days. Hopefully we can get more info on Krip in the future maybe learning what all that Orange juice can do to a persons semen.